“What do you mean ‘you’re the better protector’?!”

“Exactly what I said. It is literally my job to protect Thorax.”

“So?! I’d die for him!”

“And he’d throw himself in front of a crossbow to protect you.”

“Oh, and he wouldn’t for you?”

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“So… why are we doing this again?”

“Because Melody’s making us.”

“No! We’re doing this because it’s fun!”

“So far it hasn’t been fun.”

“Okay, so maybe you got beat up last time-”

“Wait, what?”

“-But this time, you’re doing it with Tempest, she wouldn’t hurt her own boyfriend.”

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And now! The Rap Battle you’ve ALL been waiting for!!!! Metamorphosis Brook…!

Versus Elle-I-don’t-even-know-her-last-name…!

Opponents ready, and… BEGIN!

Don’t know why you step to me like you are the original
You fight for his attention with ambiguous intentions 
I don’t understand where this shit is gonna get you 

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